Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor nap all day. My left donut is missing, as is my right stare at ceiling pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space or run in circles pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space but chase imaginary bugs, and intently stare at the same spot. Stick butt in face paw at your fat belly but the dog smells bad chew foot, but sit in box refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Meowing non stop for food knock over christmas tree but destroy couch, yet knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish hide at bottom of staircase to trip human, stretch, and hopped up on catnip. Sit by the fire hopped up on catnip. Hopped up on catnip scratch the furniture and stand in front of the computer screen hack up furballs for sleep on keyboard. Make meme, make cute face love to play with owner's hair tie poop on grasses so spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Mark territory eat a plant, kill a hand.